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Gold Coast, land of leathery-skinned oldies in skimpy bathers. Home of Cultural icons like 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' & 'Cocktails & Dreams'. Where a little girl can realise her dreams of becoming a gold bikini clad meter-maid or a young man can fulfill his fantasy of casual sex with numerous intoxicated young women during 'Schoolies' week. This is the land of possibilities & the very land I will have the joy of visiting for the next 5 days.

I should keep count of the number of amputees I see this time, it always seems to be more on the Gold Coast than other parts of Australia. I think they all retire up there after receiving their compo' payouts. I wonder if there's a devotee community too. Won't be posting while I'm away.

Christine, I think you should try & discover one new place in your neighbourhood. It should probably be a business of some kind & when you find it you should enter the business, approach an employee & ask in your best Long John Saliva voice if they've seen a parrot, arr.

So enjoy your weekend without me. I'll be back sooner than you know unless oyu know my arrival time.

posted by This one @ 2:42 AM